Gaze Lovingly
Interesting how Smart Phones originated as PDS’s*. Now all you see are people who can’t keep their hands off their iPhones in public.**
*Public Display of Affection
**Non-ironic use of “*”
Ancient History
I recently traced back my family heritage to the earliest known blood relative I could find, a 13th century Inventor by the name of Cartucci Asarvella.
My great-(x15)-grandfather was credited with inventing the pants pocket. Seems so second nature to us now, but for many years no clothing ever contained a pocket at all. Until then, belongings were carried in small leather or wicker woven pouches that were tied to the belt.
At first the new fad of placing items inside one’s pants was considered lewd and unclean. Some pants makers at the time flat out refused to sew pockets into their garments for fear of unending torment in the fiery circles of a hellish afterlife. This may have been what led Asarvella to sell the invention for 3 hollowed out chicken eggs, which he was led to believe contained invisible chickens.
Here’s a short stand-up set from The Comedy Cellar. Funny story, recently found out another comic has been using a joke from this set. Can you guess which one?
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Please never leave. (Taken with instagram)
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Quick clip of me doing stand-up, December 2011.
Carolines on Broadway, NYC
Best of New Talent Night.
Modern Medicine
There is no real medical reason for breast implants. A doctor will never come into the room and say, “Well, we’ve done some tests and the problem is your tits are incredibly small. The only solution here is to make them much, much larger and extremely rock solid. Unfortunately, our entire team recommends surgery.”
Life Byproducts
Darkness and deafening silence will always exist, effortlessly. Light and sound must be created.
Finally starting this… Long overdue. (Taken with instagram)
These protesters are sleeping outside for an entire week for a pair of limited edition sneakers. Just like the people who make them. (Taken with instagram)
